stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american’s campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats fucking stupid
we fucking call it maths because it’s fucking mathematics there’s more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-fuckers can only handle one
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
This is the only good period post
Can I just go home now??