the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
i just want a sugar daddy to support me for the rest of my life so i can quit school and never have to work a day in my life
Lay witness to another worthless money hungry bitch
sounds like someone has to go to work tomorrow